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SingAPORE , JUNE 21, 2006 – Samsung today unveiled a brand new line-up of slim mobiles at CommunicAsia 2006 that takes ‘mobile communications' to a whole new level. The ‘Ultra Edition' demonstrates Samsung's vision for the future of mobile communications in terms of technology and design. The Ultra Edition 6.9 (X820) leads the handset pack, boast ing the world's thinnest profile of only 6.9 mm . Also on display is the Ultra Edition 12.9 (D900), the world's slimmest slider with a depth of only 12.9mm and a picture-perfect 3 megapixel camera. Making its debut at CommunicAsia is the Ultra Edition 9.9 (D830), a brand new clamshell handset that is 9.9 mm thin.

“Ergonomically designed to become one with the user, Samsung's phones move beyond the limitations inherent in slim phones to embody the perfect combination of comfort, simplicity and sophistication to let users do more with less ,” said Mr. Kitae Lee, President of Samsung's Telecommunication Network Business. “ It is human nature for people to communicate with others, and Samsung's Ultra Editions are dedicated to bringing people together with functionality and ease of use. With its exceptional sleek and ultra slim design, Samsung's mobile will effortlessly integrate into the user's everyday life, connecting them to the rest of the world.”

Samsung's growing collection of ‘Ultra Edition' phones is part of the company's aggressive global strategy to take on the leadership position in the mobile phone market . It also illustrates Samsung's sensitivity to consumer needs by delivering smaller and thinner mobiles phones without c ompromising reliability or premium multimedia capabilities.

The SPH-N2000, released in 2001, marked Samsung's first foray into slim mobiles with advanced features. This was the company's first well-received 9.8mm mobile phone. Motivated by its early success, Samsung will continue to create slim mobiles in various form factors and features to meet the needs of discerning customers around the world.

The Ultra Edition 9.9 (D830) – World's Slimmest Clamshell
Samsung's Ultra Edition 9.9 (D830) raises the bar in slimness and design of clamshell handsets. With its simple ultra slim folder design and the latest cutting-edge technology, this 9.9 mm ultra slim clamshell is the result of Samsung's constant efforts to go above and beyond the boundaries of form and function. This lightweight mobile comes outfitted with a 2 megapixel camera to capture those special moments wherever you go. Expect no bulges in your pocket when carrying this premium ultra slim clamshell that possess a 2.3” wide display and an external memory slot for extra storage. Navigate effortlessly through functions, thanks to its enhanced user interface with uMenu and uSearch features. The stylish Ultra Edition 9.9's variety of colors and patterned design will surely please the Southeast Asian mobile market later this year.

The Ultra Edition 6.9 (X820) – World's Slimmest Phone
Samsung's groundbreaking Ultra Edition 6.9 (X820) expresses Samsung's commitment to create the slimmest and lightest product in the market today. Weighing a mere 66 grams and measuring a slim 6.9mm depth, the lightweight Ultra Edition 6.9 is today's definitive tool to help users stay connected, take pictures with the 2 megapixel camera, or enjoy their favorite tunes with the music player. The Ultra Edition 6.9 balances slim elegance with a functional keypad and tops off its supreme design with a beautifully beveled cut surface for a natural grip. Fiberglass-infused plastic is also used to increase extraordinary durability to protect the wealth of features that are compressed into the 6.9mm frame using the Smart Surface Mounting Technology (SSMT). The Ultra Edition truly complements the active lifestyle of today's consumers as its sleek and fashionable design will fit into your pocket invisibly for stylish mobility. You can also express yourself as it comes in a variety of the most fashionable colors.

The Ultra Edition 12.9 (D900) – World's Slimmest 3 Megapixel Slider
The Ultra Edition 12.9 offers the latest in multimedia technology with premium slide-up design for business professionals. The 12.9mm slide-up is the thinnest slider ever designed to come equipped with a powerful 3.13 megapixel camera -- leading the 3 megapixel camera phone trend in the global market this year. Unique and dynamic user interfaces enhance user's mobile experience. The main screen will reflect networks and call status by displaying animated graphics to alert users of missed calls or unread messages, and imported documents can be viewed on the vivid 262K color screen. You can also enhance your multimedia experience with the Bluetooth® stereo headset. Whatever your desires may be, the Ultra Edition 12.9 will “slide up” next to you for your next command.

The Ultra Edition 9.9


Standard		GPRS (900 / 1800 / 1900MHz) + EDGE

Camera		2 Megapixel Camera (Auto-Focus / Flash)

Display		2.3” 240x320 262K Color TFT / 0.8” 96x16 16Gray (1 Fixed-Line)

Features		Video Recording & Messaging (MPEG4 / H.263)

		MP3 / AAC / ACC+ / WMA

		Bluetooth® / USB / BT Printing

		Document Viewer / TV-output

		uMenu / uSearch / uGo / Mobile Flahs

Memory		80MB embedded, External memory (microSD)

Size		103 x 54 x 9.9 mm

Weight		85g

* Specifications are subject to change without notice.

The Ultra Edition 6.9


Standard		GPRS (900 / 1800 / 1900MHz) + EDGE

Camera		2 Megapixel Camera

Display		1.9” 176x220 262K Color TFT

Features		Video Recording & Messaging (MPEG4 / H.263)

		MP3 / AAC / ACC+ / AAC+ (e) / WMA

		Digital Power Amp

		Bluetooth® / USB / PictBridge

		Document Viewer / TV-output / Speakerphone / Off-line mode / uSearch

Memory		80MB embedded

Size		113 x 50 x 6.9 mm

Weight		66g

* Specifications are subject to change without notice.

The Ultra Edition 12.9


Standard		GSM / GPRS (850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900MHz) + EDGE

Camera		3.13 Megapixel Camera

Display		2.1” 240x320 262K Color TFT

Features		Video Recording & Messaging (MPEG4 / H.263)

		MP3 / AAC / ACC+ / AAC+ (e)

		Digital Power Amp

		Bluetooth® / USB / PictBridge

		Document Viewer / TV-output

		uMenu / uGo / uSearch / uTrack

Memory		80MB embedded, External memory (microSD)

Size		103.5 x 51 x 12.9 mm

Weight		85g

* Specifications are subject to change without notice.

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Happy Vacation, guys!!!

enjoy the semestral break!!!

:)

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Pirate Laws

A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map.

Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute.

When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare hands. Use of a hook is only acceptable in the event the pirate is missing a hand.

Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg. Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out.

Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload of rum.

When describing the size of a treasure, a pirate is required to exaggerate by at least 130%. Flowers are not treasure under any circumstances, unless said flowers are made out of gold.

A pirate shall never wear lipstick, nail polish, or capri pants. Actually, that kinda goes without saying.

No pirate shall discuss his feelings, unless his feelings include gutting a man from stem to stern and spilling his entrails.

A pirate should always remove his hat in the presence of a bartender.

During a swordfight, swordfighting insults are required. In the event both participants are still alive at the end of the fight, the participant with the superior insults shall be declared the victor.

No pirate shall ever wear a "fanny pack".

All foods prepared by a pirate must include rum, grog, or beer. Boone's and other "Wench Punch" is prohibited.

A pirate may never compliment another pirate on the softness of his hands.

No pirate shall wear a bracelet or a necklace, unless it is the tooth or tusk of an animal he killed. If in the presence of cannibals, a necklace is acceptable camouflage, but only if said necklace is made of human toes.

Pirate Law: Dousing oneself in beer is a perfectly acceptable replacement for a shower.

No pirate shall drink Grog out of a glass. Grog is only to be consumed either straight from the barrel, or from a mug heavy enough to to kill a man.

Three-cornered hats, headbands and bandanas are the only acceptable headwear for pirates. Fedoras, bowler derbies, baseball caps, mickey ears, top hats, sombreros, or anything with lace and flowers will be removed from the vessel-- head included. A grace period of one minute is allowed for hats looted from a tailory.

A pirate shall never wrap presents. The only thing a pirate gives is a bludgerin'.

Pirate Law: A pirate does not use the word "Fabulous". Ever.

No pirate shall attend a movie with less than an Arrrr rating.

Only a pirate is capable of killing another pirate. If you are not a pirate (let's say a ninja) and wish to challenge a pirate, they have a word for that. Corpse.

Pirate Law: "ARRRRRRRRRRR..." is a perfectly acceptable answer to any question.

A pirate does not "go shopping". Unless by "shopping", you mean "killing".

Peglegs must be made of timber or some other suitable wood. Plastic, ceramic, porcelain, or metal peglegs are utterly unnacceptable, simply because it complicates the use of the phrase "shiver me timbers".

Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy.

Under no circumstances is a comb-over an acceptable pirate hairdo.

No pirate may ever change his shirt because it is "wrinkled". A pirate may only change his shirt if it is completely soaked in blood.

When drinking, Pirates may sing. "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest" is preferred. Kelly Clarkson songs are not allowed.

No pirate shall ever drive a minivan, unless he drives the minivan into a tavern, for the purposes of looting barrels of rum from said tavern. Upon completion of this task, the minivan is to be burned. No exceptions.

No matter how hard it is raining, two pirates may never share an umbrella. Pirates do not fear rain.

If circumstances demand a career change, a move into real estate brokerage or tax collection shall be considered a lateral move and said individual may keep their pirate status.

A pirate does not snuggle with an animal, unless he is trying to snap its neck. But I guess that wouldn't really be "snuggling".

A pirate may never wear another man's clothing, unless he first kills that man.

Two pirates must never share a bed or a hammock. It is perfectly acceptable for one pirate to sleep on the floor, or on a pile of treasure.

Pirates do not wear eyeglasses or bifocals unless they are looking at a treasure map, and even then they are allowed only a monacle. Any comments about "Mr. Peanut" while wearing the monacle are prohibited.

When setting out on a voyage, a pirate does not pack a suitcase. He is only to bring what he can carry under his arms, or what his wench can carry on her back.

A pirate does not mow the lawn. Lawns are for landlubbers.

Lifting or removing one's eyepatch is extremely impolite but is not considered an insult. It's just kinda gross. Likewise, one should never remove another pirate's eyepatch, except with a sword to the face.

Pirates never use the words "fresh" or "feelings," and certainly not together (as in "I have that not-so-fresh feeling").

A pirate must never visit a tanning salon. If he is not already tan enough from searching for treasure, he hasn't been searching hard enough.

While creativity is encouraged during any barfight or battle at sea, pirates may only use the following types of sword; falchions, scimitars, rapiers, and particularly long knives. Katanas or any other Ninja sword are strictly forbidden, unless the Pirate rips off a Ninja's arm and hurls the arm, and attached Katana, as a projectile.

No pirate shall ever sit on a toilet seat, for any reason.

Kidnapping is an acceptable substitute for killing, but only if it is for the purpose of plank walking at a later time.

When swimming, pirates do not dive. They cannonball.

Cannoneers aboard a pirate vessel are not allowed to use hearing protection of any sort. No matter what the OSHA regulations say, if ye can't stand bleedin' from the ears, you have no business being a Pirate.

A pirate will never wear a patch that is any other color than black; unless it's halloween. then they can wear a patch with an eyeball painted on the outside. Polka dots are not permitted under any circumstances.

Female pirates are allowed some exception to rules concerning hygiene and garmentry, but must make up for it by using twice as much profanity.

Hooks are the only acceptable hand substitute. However, they may not have secondary attachments such as screwdrivers, bottle openers, corkscrews, or nail files. These are Pirates we're talking about, not Inspector Gadget.

A pirate's diet consists mainly of meat. If at sea, and meat is not available, shoe leather is an acceptable replacement.

No pirate will ever, ever raise his pinky when drinking any sort of beverage.

Pirate Law: When choosing clothing, even if it looks dirty, or smells dirty, it is clean.

A pirate may ride in a rowboat, if traveling to or from his ship. Use of a Kayak is only permitted if used for cannon target practice.

When drinking rum, the only thing a pirate adds to the rum is more rum.

No pirate shall ever play wiffle ball.

Under no circumstances does a pirate speak with a Ninja, unless he first decapitates that Ninja and uses his head like a sock puppet.

When at the office, answering the telephone with "Arrrrrrr" is perfectly acceptable for pirates. Other acceptable choices are "Avast!", and "Ahoy Matey!"

A Pirate does not read poetry, unless said poetry is scrawled on the wall of a bathroom.

All women are to be referred to as wenches, with the exception of female Pirates, who can be referred to as "lass".

Pirates do not clean up, except when gold falls out of a treasure chest.

Spilling rum is not acceptable, except in the act of "pouring some out for dead mateys".

A pirate may tell any tale of swashbuckling without being called on the details, as long as at least 51% of the story is true.

A pirate may never shave below the neck. Shaving above the neck is allowed, but only if the pirate shaves his entire head. In the presence of cannibals, a mohawk is acceptable.

No pirate may do the arm movements for "YMCA", or engage in country-western line-dancing.

Pirates do not say "please" or "thank you". The phrase "Arrr, I'll probably kill you tomorrow" is an acceptable alternative for "Thank you".

Should the ship's bow have a carving of a naked wench, mermaid, or something of the like, crew members should not touch it. Feeling up a wooden statue is unbecoming of a pirate.

Pirates do not "IM". The only instant message allowed is a sword through the chest.

Dental Hygiene for Pirates is not a priority. Should there be occasion, however, strong rum or salt water can be used as mouthwash. Anything "minty fresh" is strictly forbidden.

Pirates never, ever obey laws. Period. Ironic, I realize.

And finally, How do you know if you are a pirate? You just "Arrrrrrrr"...

Finished reading:
This Heart of Mine (Avon Romance)
By Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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Weird Job Interviews

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest
corporations were asked to describe their most unusual
experience interviewing prospective employees:

A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the
interviewer and the music at the same time.

Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.

Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a
hamburger and french fies in the interviewers office.

Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the
interviewer.

Candidate said he never finished high school because he was
kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.

Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few
minutes later wearing a headpiece.

Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by
having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.

Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice
on how to answer specific interview questions.

Candidate brought large dog to interview.

Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed
standing up.

Candidate dozed off during interview.

~
The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that
have been asked by job candidates:
"What is it that you people do at this company?"
"What is the company motto?"
"Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"
"What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?"
"Why do you want references?"
"Do I have to dress for the next interview?"
"I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"
"Will the company move my rock collection from California to maryland?"
"Will the company pay to relocate my horse?"
"Does your health insurance cover pets?"
"Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"
"Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"
"Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?"
"Why am I here?"

~
Also included are a number of unusual statement made by candidates
during the interview process:

I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement.

At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking.

I feel uneasy indoors.

Sometimes I feel like smashing things.

Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.

I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington.

I get excited very easily.

Once a week, I usually feel hot all over.

I am fascinated by fire.

I like tall women.

Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex.

People are always watching me.

If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back.

Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct.

I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.

I never get hungry.

I know who is responsible for most of my troubles

If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.

I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me.

My legs are really hairy.

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Weird Jobs

Hate your job? Thinking now is the time for a new career? Or maybe you’re actively seeking employment. The search for a job that will pay the bills can be frustrating- but imagine having one of these job titles!

Chicken sexer: How would you like to be the one who sorts through baby chicks to determine whether they’re male or female?

Laughter therapist: Not just for comedians anymore! A laughter therapist actually teaches people to laugh-at themselves and the world- in order to better their mental health and spiritual well-being!

Hair boiler: Imagine coming home after a hard days’ work, smelling like your job as someone who boils animal hair for a living!

Vermiculturist: Ahem- worm farmer. Need anymore be said about that?

Cheese sprayer: It’s hard not to feel like the ‘Big Cheese’ when you’re in charge of the spray hose that controls spraying layers of cheese on popcorn!

Blueberry counter: You know what they say - too many blueberries spoil the pot!

Odor judgers: You’ve gotta have some sort of fetish to want to smell somebody’s funky pits for deodorant effectiveness!

Eye bank procurer: Gathering eyes and corneas for transplants and research, ya see?

Fish liver sorter: Just like it sounds- with buckets for livers of different sizes, shapes, colors and textures.

Still convinced you have the worst job ever? It could be worse! But hey - if it pays the bills…

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Excuses on Diet

When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
Cookie pieces contain no fat-- the process of breaking causes fat leakage. Exception: Cookies sold by TEXAS D'LITES distributors. Great "Meal Replacement" with little or no FAT content, low in calories, lots of fiber, protein, and other nutritional ingredients.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.
Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.
No way eating green veggies is strictly against my religion
"That piece of cake was bad, so I had to take another to see if it was good."
The TV needs exorcising
I’m already in shape- round is a shape

But the doughnut was calling my name.

I felt left out because they were eating.

But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake.

The kids over seas are starving, so naturally I have to clean my plate.

I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so-called dish, so I had a ice cream.

If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda

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Teens' Excuses in School:

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 - Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds.
Please excuse my son from school yesterday, he has gangrene and cock itch.
I'm sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet.
I'm sorry Tyler can't go to school today because his hormones are raging.
I'm sorry I can't come to school today because I have toemonia!
Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious.
Al was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going.
I was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!!
I won't be in class because my dog chipped my tooth.
I was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the car.
My dog has mistaken my homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper.
My sister ate it... (I don't really recommend you to use it.)
I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it.
My baby brother threw up on my home work.
I got stuck in the elevator.
My mom forgot to wake me up.
Didn't You feel The Earthquake?
My mom put my homework in the washer.
Sorry I was late; the bell rang before I got here
Mom ate it, she's heavily pregnant and having very odd cravings
"I was going to go to school today, but my doctor recommended not doing anything that causes me stress."
I’m tardy because I am protesting against the nature of clocks.
Dear <teacher's name>, Seth will not coming to school because of your ugly face, your bucked teeth, and your smelly farts. That is all. <Parent’s name>
I'm sorry, but I can't turn in my homework because my cat threw up on it. Want to see?
Please excuse bob from school today as constipation has made him uptight.
I ate my homework because I didn't have any ice cream, but it had all the answers on it so it made me smarter.
Molly will not be attending school today because her fish died and we're planning the flushing.
Please excuse Samantha from swimming today because of her plumbing problems.(period).
Excuse Zac for he fell down the stairs studying for his algebra test.
My underwear was too tight, it was cutting off the circulation to my brain!
Please excuse my tardiness, My Mother took Drugs while she was pregnant with me.
I spilt lemonade on my homework and its drying on the radiator at home.
i wasn't in class yesterday cause i didn't want to go
Jones wanted to come to school, but he's busy playing games (parent's name)
I could not do my homework as my house burnt down and i managed to save everything except my homework.
please exuse bob from school because the dog had a headache
I was tardy for class because my foot got stuck in the toliet
i swear i did my homework but i was abducted by aliens and they stole it.
I was walking to school when a baby jumped on my leg crawled up my back and sucked the homework out of my bag. I think it was a mutated baby.
Please excuse Cori from school today, she claims to have a disease from over exposure to homework, and needs to start chemo therapy.
I can't go to school today because I irritated my aunt.
I did my homework but then i ate it. Would you like me to try to go to the bathroom?
i was so busy lastnight i forgot my homework
Sorry <teacher's name>, My dog ate my homework, then my science project ate my dog.
i made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked
Please excuse Jordan from school forever, because she has some weird desease called freckles.
"I have anal glaucoma-- I don't see my ass coming to class today."
Please excuse so and so from P.E. Today. As a member of the marching band, those band kids are constantly playing each others instruments, and she has a yucky mouthepice disease on her lips from playing the tuba.
Alex had constapation and exploded at breakfast.We have stiched him back together now.Sorry for any inconveniece caused.
Please excuse bob from school this week as he has to attend his grandmothers aunties uncles friends cousins dentists pets vets mums sisters daughters speech on .......................stuff and she will be talking about rather alot of stuff.
please excuse shyann from gym today she was watching t.v. yestuday and strained her eyes so now she can't focus well
i did my home work on the computer but it broke so i couldn't print it off for you.
I'm going through puberty!
on the way to school i was feeding the ducks and my homework fell in
Please excuse sarah from school for this month. She has mild bladder weakness and has a heavy period. Thanyou Muchly.
Student: " Miss! Would you punish someone for something they didn't do?" Teacher: "Um, No i wouldn't, not if that person hadn't done it." Student: " Good, because i didn't do my homework!"
Kayla did not have her homework today because last night aliens abducted it.
Please excuse Jimmy from school his hair hurt.
I was feeding my dog some bisqits, and she thought my homework was the bisqit. Just quimsidental i say! HEHE!!
I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!
Excuse my daughter for being absent for three weeks. She's going to have a baby
I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world
My daughter didn't come to sckool today because she broke her leg in ten different places. it will take a few days, but don't worry, she will come back to skool with a PERFECT leg!

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